Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other...
"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart...
"Two dogs, please,"
Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously,....
"What part did you get?"
Mornin
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
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This began as a reply to my dear friend LM @marriedtodem's earlier post but it started runnin a little long ....
An ya'll know me I tend to get a little pissy and go on a rant when I get a belly full of the left and their "White Supremacy" BS.
We are a Anglo Majority and ya'll better remember that.
Really tired of their race crap. Everyone who knows or reads me knows I have always advocated we are all the same , just Americans , color be damned.
I am done with that. We are a Anglo Judeo / Christion Nation founded and built by Anglo Judeo/ Christion people for their future Anglo Judeo/Christion children.
The Religion thing has been bacterized to death...
They didnt jump on the May Flower and say we gotta find a place where Christians, Buddhist, Muslims, Satanist, Pagans ect... can all worship together in harmony.
Their country had been thru The Crusades , muzzys werent real popular.
They were lookin to get away from a religion mandated by the King.
They were Cristian's who wanted to worship...
