The neighbor puts a shed up. My shed that’s been sitting there for years is a pile of shit.
This is gonna be funny when I build a new one next year.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Dog sitting is fun, but this old half blind and deaf bastard is a pain. He can’t see worth a shit and doesn’t listen to a thing I say.
But he loves it when he comes to Uncle Chucks.
I have a question to ask. And it's legit. Mostly. I noticed in the newspaper today that it's Comrade Mamdani's, NYC Mayor Mamdani's birthday. So how do these Muslims celebrate a birthday? I was thinking that they present a virgin goat to the birthday boy for a "deflowering", then slaughter the goat and roast it for dinner. But I'm just guessing. Any ideas?
