AOC campaigning with a muslim spewing lies that Trump doesn't want women to be successful...everybody knows that nobody treats women worse than muslims. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!
Happy Friday! Going to be in the 50s today but it looks like maybe we will see the sun! Enjoy your day! JM
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Dog sitting is fun, but this old half blind and deaf bastard is a pain. He can’t see worth a shit and doesn’t listen to a thing I say.
But he loves it when he comes to Uncle Chucks.
I took a poll of all the people who are celebrating @johnconner2046 's return to posting on the The Gutter...and asked should I have a second SPECIAL edition of Funday of just silly/irreverent humor and the vote so far is 76 to 1 in favor. Only Cesar Milan, the Democratic dog voted no. @Sesome ... what the hell is wrong with that dog! Special because it comes with Dad Jokes!
First some stupid jokes!
Asked my iPhone, "surely I don't need an umbrella today?". Siri replied "yes, and don't call me Shirley". Turned out I had it in Airplane mode
Found out the difference between a hippo and a Zippo. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice of my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.
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