Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
In honor of @johnconner2046 returning to the board, some jokes and a meme
And because John returning was just what the doctor ordered, these are all doctor related
John saw his doctor yesterday and showed him the rash on his butt.
But the doctor completely ignored him and kept scanning his groceries through the checkout.
John says that he doesn't ofter roll a joint.
But when he does, its his ankle...on the curb
John created a new dating app for people who are on the same meds as you.
It’s called Relationscripts.
Colder then a well diggers butt today .
Dusty is feelin awful needy today , has 20 acres to run on and he wants me to go outside and watch him poop.
I swear we spend 90% of our time watchin each other go to potty.
😖🤦🤨 FOR THE LAST HOUR & 10 minutes 🤨🤨 I've heard my husband, on the phone, with the SAME contractor, 🤦🙄 say, " TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT" 😖🤨🤨 Good night Irene!! 🤦🙄🤨 I'd hate to hear the long edition of this mornings segment.....Still talkin to the guy on his way out the door too!!! RIVETING....🙄. 🙏 LORD, please, I ask, and I know it's asking A LOT, Let there NOT be a sequel to this so called short story of his. Amen
