Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.

Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.

@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?

Congratulations to @Ted_Prohowich. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.

@Ted_Prohowich What's your back to school advice?

They won't say who the scumbag school shooter is.
Pick one...
1) Tranny
2) Radical Islamist
3) Jew Hater
4) Brainwashed Dim

Apparently, my dad survived his bicycle ride along the entire West Coast of the islands of Japan. And throw in another 500 miles in South Korea. Why not? 😂 He called me to let me know he's back in the states. He's 76... What an animal.

BICYCLE RACE by Queen