What is up my Gutterdudes!!!
So my dad texted me the other while I was at work and I completely forgot to share this with y’all but my dad is going to be a background extra in the new season of Landman. He’ll go to Fort Worth I believe next month and stay a few days and he’ll obviously get paid to do this but when he told me I was soooo excited!!! I’m so happy for my dad and I’m so happy he gets to do this as his retirement plans. He’s probably going to apply for parts but we’ll see how this one goes first. Anyways I just wanted to share this with y’all because I thought it would be cool to brag about how cool my dad is for a little bit.
Hope everyone has had a great weekend. Gotta go back to work tomorrow hopefully this week will go by quickly.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
G'Day peeps 🐥 "Communism 101 for kids (with a potty mouth):
1) 🐧: "what the 🤬are we doing on da beach at 8am in da RAIN?" me: "hiding from da' miders." 🐧 "what da 🤬is a minduh?" me: "you know those people who come up to us all day long and tell us where to go and what to do and how great everything is?" 🐧 "yeah. and that 🤬who calls your mobile all 🤬 in' day tryin' to get us to take expensive rides 5/day?" me: "yup; in fact she's already texting me." 🐧 "how the 🤬does she even know we're here?" me: "they know everything we do." 🐧 "why dey does dat 🤬? it bugs me!" me: "the government makes them do it. all of the money we spend goes to the government, not the people." 🐧: "datz 🤬ed up!" me: "that's communism kiddo.'" 🐧 : "den why iz 'Merican people voting for Communism?" me: "cos they are stupid. "
2) me: "put on some Deet. we're gonna' be hiding out awhile."
🐧"🤬dis sh🤬!" me: "yup."
What's worse than blinders? Willfully lying and covering up the truth...When they'd be shouting it from the rooftops if he were a Republican.
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