BEST THING ABOUT THIS PLACE....You can rant🤬 You can laugh 🤣 You can pray 🙏💫 Drink 🍻☘️🇮🇪💚 Question 🤔🤨 Cry 😫 Cheer 👏 Celebrate 🥳🥳 But best of ALL....You can tell stupid stories that can only happen to you...that are well almost too ridiculous for belief 😱🤭 SO......HERE GOES NOTHIN......At 4:30 a.m. this morning ..I walk out my front door w both Bella & Phoebe.....& then.....💥 Ridiculous comes outta nowhere!! 🤨 A FRIGGIN TOAD......YES TOAD....on the concrete stoop 😳 I was the last to know....Cat lays low....eyeballin it....Bella pokes the frig & it takes a leap 😳 Im 1/2 assed asleep thinkin HOLY SHIT!!! THE SLABS GIVIN WAY...( pretty trippie when your concrete hops🤦same color) Cat bolts...Bella... 110 lb Bella leaps & dives like a snow fox off the porch & I was then launched into shrubbery....😳🤨🤷 W.T.H.!?!? Aint seen a damn toad in 35 yrs!! After a few choice words & questions🤨🤬 All went about the morning ritual...like this is NORMAL 🤨 & I'm still thinkin w.t.h.!?!? 🤦🙄🤨🤣😂🤣😂🤭 ( no toad was injured during the above alledged inncident) Walked back into the house poured jammies in my coffee....& hubs questioned nothing....after it took an extra 30 min. to return from our morning walk....🙈🙉🙊 🤦🤣😂🤭 I feel better now 🤗😁🙃
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
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@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
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