Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.

Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.

@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?

Congratulations to @Ted_Prohowich. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.

@Ted_Prohowich What's your back to school advice?

Thankful for answered prayers. My husband and I both got good news at our doctor appointments today! God is Good. 🥰🥰

True story:

The Frau and I were leaving the doctor's office this afternoon, and a lady asked if we were married.

I replied, "Yes."

She then said, "Oh, I thought you were brother and sister."

I said, "I believe that is illegal in South Carolina."

My wife chimed in that we have been married for 50 years.

When we got outside, the Frau was livid. She asked me what type of person would say something like that.

Of course, when we got home I asked, "How are you feeling, sister?

She was seething over the incident. 🙀 😁😁😁