Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Who the hell are these assholes protesting at the UN? No ICE, Free Palestine? Get the fucking UN out of NY. Make it a part of the Greenland agreement. Put the UN there and see how many diplomats and protesters show up.
Post by Kat Timpf on X: “I’m pregnant again! I was surprised. I shouldn’t have been though. I’m married to a veteran . . . .” https://x.com/kattimpf/status/2102918406777532456?s=58
🗞️ NY Post: Fox News star Kat Timpf announces pregnancy with second child https://nypost.com/2026/09/24/media/fox-news-star-kat-timpf-announces-pregnancy-with-second-child/
- Schumer and democraps before: Trump needs to be nicer to China!
- Schumer and democraps yesterday: Trump needs to stop American development of AI!
- Schumer and democraps today: Trump must not bend a knee to Xi!
- Schumer and democraps tomorrow: Trump totally caved and bent the knee to the overpowering, strong, virile, stud muffin of a magnanimous leader Xi!
- Schumer and democraps the day after tomorrow: Trump needs to stop American development of AI!
I don't know about y'all, but to me these politicians (and their media) clearly sound like they've been totally bought by the ChiComs.
