Ha ha , I had a call for an injured man , as we pulled up to the house a man was running out with his hands to his face , blood running down onto his shirt .He stopped on the lawn just as a woman exited the front door . She spit something towards him and stated " and stay the fu#$ outta my house "! I looked to the object as it sailed through the air , landing near my feet , as I picked up the object the man pulled his hands away from his face . I walked toward him , I said , " yep this yours , it seems to fit " ! She bit his nose right off his face . He looked just like that criminal on the show , the only difference he was still bleeding .
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
RIP Eva Marie Saint, 102 years old.
Here she is with Archibald Leach in North by Northwest.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/eva-marie-saint-oscar-winning-on-the-waterfront-and-north-by-northwest-star-dead-at-102/ar-AA2dHNl0?ocid=socialshare
Well, at least we won't have to listen to Will & Grace's Debra Messing endorse another democrat...As long as she lives.
BTW when I look at this photo of Hillary, I think Nanny showing up to interview for the job of taking care of Damien.
https://www.themix.net/celebrity/debra-messing-backs-bruce-blakeman-2026/
I guess I'd only need to make one of these shirts @DunnKruger .
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/elon-musk-becomes-a-trillionaire-again-after-spacex-stock-jumps/ar-AA2dBj6I?ocid=socialshare
