@greggutfeld 9/12
@GGSister3 9/10
@GGsister1 9/18
And Merry Christmas to your parents 😊
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Dog sitting is fun, but this old half blind and deaf bastard is a pain. He can’t see worth a shit and doesn’t listen to a thing I say.
But he loves it when he comes to Uncle Chucks.
I took a poll of all the people who are celebrating @johnconner2046 's return to posting on the The Gutter...and asked should I have a second SPECIAL edition of Funday of just silly/irreverent humor and the vote so far is 76 to 1 in favor. Only Cesar Milan, the Democratic dog voted no. @Sesome ... what the hell is wrong with that dog! Special because it comes with Dad Jokes!
First some stupid jokes!
Asked my iPhone, "surely I don't need an umbrella today?". Siri replied "yes, and don't call me Shirley". Turned out I had it in Airplane mode
Found out the difference between a hippo and a Zippo. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice of my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.
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