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September 05, 2026

We celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary yesterday.

It entailed the usual cards (with scratch-offs from the cats) and dinner at Greg Norman's Australian Grille.

When we got done eating, I asked the Frau "Do you actually think I should get by with a few cards, lotto tickets, and dinner to celebrate our 50th anniversary?"

She said all was good. Then I pulled the ring out of my pocket with the explanation on the scroll.

 

"Your Ring

 

The blue sapphire:

 

Signifies the birth of our marriage in September.

 

It is “natural” since our fit together is such.

 

The circular shape designates our never-ending love.

 

The star indicates your love that guides me.

 

The white gold band:

 

Expresses the purity of our love.

 

The five diamonds:

 

Show how clear our love shines.

 

Denote the five decades we’ve been married."

The tears started rolling, and I told her I wasn't serving her divorce papers. 🤣

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