Of course it's too soon.
So, I'll just give it to the Babylon Bee.
"San Onofre Nuclear Plant is renamed in honor of Dolly Parton".
Racy sophomoric juvenile comments are welcome.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
I know you're not a HUGE football fan, @GregGutfeld , but Jesse's Eagles went 0 for 12 on 3rd downs yesterday...That's bad. And they LOST.
If there's a way for you (or Dana) to work it into the conversation on The 5 today, I'd be eternally grateful.
Ex: "Hey Jesse, there's like A DOZEN OR SO democrat Senate seats in play and only El Sayad has asked Kamala to campaign for him...That's like only ONE OUT OF TWELVE...STILL BETTER than your Eagles did on THIRD DOWNS YESTERDAY."
