Join Greg, Tom, comedian Michael Loftus and Dana Perino June 7 in Charlotte, NC! Tickets still available.
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Congratulations to @Fuezie and @NJFLA. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.

@Fuezie What's the stangest thing you believed as a kid....?
@NJFLA Is there something you aren’t good at and wish you were?

After four decades of hard work, Mark finally gets the promotion he deserves… to head of homemade pizza tasting.
So tell me, what was your milestone work anniversary gift?

Jerry's Fruit Market in Niles, IL has medium eggs, 4 dozen for $1.00!! Now I usually buy Large or Extra Large...that's less than 9 cents an egg! So even if I double up...

https://www.jerrysfruitandgarden.com/

I went to the doctor this morning, and I had a long talk with the lady I saw today - Christina, because Crystal, the nurse practitioner I normally see, was booked solid for the entire week. And I have a few confessions to make.
I've done well in my physical therapy, but I'm so loaded down with excess skin - including the cannonballs on my knees - that I've started walking like a gorilla and have had to go back to using a cane because all those lbs. of flesh are aggravating my arthritis. I remembered the last time I spoke with someone, and they said it was simply a cosmetic procedure.
Today, I showed Christina everything - the sagging around my boobs that's causing pain in my left side, my pterodactyl arms, the floppy belly that's stretched out all the way to the saddlebags on my hips, and the cannonballs on my knees. After looking everything over, she said, "Susanne, this isn't cosmetic anymore. This loose skin is starting to affect your mobility just as much as weighing over 300 lbs. did. ...