Jelly Roll, you silly fool. You let them use you. You let them make a mockery of you. You let them try to get to us through you
Shame on you, my friend. We supported you, we loved your music and we celebrated your talent. You were one of us. You didnt let the left turn you into one of their celebrity assholes and you stood for what is right.
Now you boast about losing 300 pounds. Good for you. But let me tell you, you lost much more than that, sir. You lost your decency, your integrity and you lost the man who you tricked us into believing you were. Yes sir, thats what you did. You threw the baby out with the bath water.
You lost us, Jelly. You let us go. And we won't be coming back.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Dog sitting is fun, but this old half blind and deaf bastard is a pain. He can’t see worth a shit and doesn’t listen to a thing I say.
But he loves it when he comes to Uncle Chucks.
I took a poll of all the people who are celebrating @johnconner2046 's return to posting on the The Gutter...and asked should I have a second SPECIAL edition of Funday of just silly/irreverent humor and the vote so far is 76 to 1 in favor. Only Cesar Milan, the Democratic dog voted no. @Sesome ... what the hell is wrong with that dog! Special because it comes with Dad Jokes!
First some stupid jokes!
Asked my iPhone, "surely I don't need an umbrella today?". Siri replied "yes, and don't call me Shirley". Turned out I had it in Airplane mode
Found out the difference between a hippo and a Zippo. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice of my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.
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