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Kat had a spa day today. I picked her up as soon as she was done in case she had to potty.
She was a great girl, of course. She's such a gentle soul.
She's back down to 61 pounds. She gained a bit a while back, but when we tried hydrolized food, it had the opposite effect on her. She was waking me up four times a night to hit the grass. We did midnight sprints to the front door. I went back to her old food after a week. Forget that.
We go back to the internal specialist next Tuesday.
Say a prayer the doc can figure this out. My poor girl has only had four halfway normal poops since October 2025.
Long time.
“Why a duck?”
What do you call it?
Duck tape, Duct tape, or 100 MPH tape?
What is your favorite all time use for it?
I’ve called it all three names, 100 MPH was common military jargon in the 70’s and 80’s. My time period.
My favorite ever use?
When my son was 8 he started playing Little League football. The pads and uniforms were all too large. So in order for him to keep is pants on, we wrapped him around the top of his hip pads twice, with white Duck Tape.
His entire team had to do it…
Here is the ‘Why a duck?’ Routine from the Marx bros movie ‘Cocoanuts’;
Groucho: Well, we'll Passover that...You're a peach, boy. Now, here is a little peninsula, and, eh, here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Chico: Why a duck?
Groucho: I'm alright, how are you? I say, here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Chico: Alright, why a duck?
Groucho: (pause) I'm not playing "Ask Me Another," I say that's a viaduct.
Chico: Alright! Why a duck? Why ...
