Fonday(rhymes with Monday)
With the explosive diarrhea outbreak things have gotten weird.
I was in Walmart using the restroom when, just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next stall said:
“Hey! How’s it going over there?”
Embarrassed, I replied, “Not bad, thanks.”
The voice asked, “Cool. What are you up to?”
I said, “Umm… just trying to take care of a little private business over here.”
Then the voice asked, “Alright. Can I come over?”
Shocked, I replied, “Excuse me?!”
Then I heard, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. Some idiot in the next stall keeps answering all my questions.”
I stayed in the stall until he left.
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@Junemarie53 How much money did your parents give you for good report cards when you were a kid?
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After watching the rise in foreign born politicians, who bash our country, our founding and our way of life, something occurred to me. It almost seems like they didn't just IMMIGRATE here, but they were actually SENT here. Same goes for many of the other illegals who've invaded our country. The were sent here to steal our money, hijack our politics, and generally destroy our society. They are way too organized, way too well funded, and way too consistent in their message for this to just be a bunch of random miscreants.
It reminds me of medieval times when a siege army would catapult diseased bodies over an impenetrable wall to sicken those inside.
On the last day of our weekend getaway, we visited the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library in Medora. Phenomenal is hardly a strong enough adjective for how incredible this library is.
They give you a wristband that allows you to interact with exhibits in each room. If you take your photo upon entering (it's optional), your photo will be used to produce items you create and add to your digital journal during your visit.
Every room has a different feel and theme. For example, there is the campfire story room where the ceiling looks like a starry night, and seats of logs and tree stumps allow you to sit around a faux campfire and listen to the stories come to life on a video screen. There is a room decorated like a turn-of-the-century train car with videos playing in the windows, the sound of the steam engine in the background, and a vibrating floor that feels like you're riding on an actual train.
And the architecture of the building itself is beautiful with intricate wood ...
