Tonight's show was a blast!!!!

GG: “Kat you were saying the green room that this would be much better if Pete did this all shirtless”
KAT: “NO you were saying that!!”

Cuomo & O’Reilly speaking about Greg, O’Reilly keeps alternating btwn calling him “Gutfield” & “Gutfeld”

GG: “Hold on a second there Bill I probably wear a hoodie?
What the hell does that mean? I’m a Klansman on casual Friday?
But I guess that’s what the kids wear these days, right?
What’s he going to accuse me of next, listening to that evil rock music?!
Wasting time at the old arcade? Hanging out in front of Woolworth’s smoking one of those jazz cigarettes?
Wait till he sees me wearing ripped up dungarees at the local roller rink…”

Erin: “the voices of the past, not only getting your name wrong it’s not getting the whole sense of what this show is about and who you are as media personality in this country is exactly why the two of them are talking to each other like the old muppets in the upper balcony going ‘old man that darn tootin… down therr in his hoodie’”, THEN GG chimes in with that same voice—Tyrus & Kat being alarmed that’s going to be another in his line of Brit Hume, King Charles, etc 

Banging Steve Buscemi!!

GG: “It’s so sad that McMorrow was so terrified of McYesterday”

Disneyworld dad segment
GG to Kat: “are you looking forward to your first trip to Disneyworld with your child?”
Kat: “No I’m not, not at all, I mean no…. BUT violence is never the answer…”
GG: “except…”
Kat: “yeah, except… it does seem like this did answer something, but the fact that they did it together is kind of a problem. If I was going to assault someone at Disneyland then I would just get mad and say sorry babe, I guess you & the kid are going to have to go by yourself. I’m very disappointed that I cannot join you, I’ll have such a terrible time at home all alone doing what ever I want…
GG “maybe there’s something beneath the level of violence”
KAT: “Take a dump on the floor”
ALL: “WHAT?!”
GG: “You actually read my mind”
Tyrus: “They’ve been working together a long time!”
Kat: “WAIT WAIT WHY did I say that?!!!”
GG: “I was going to say defecate in a tea cup”
Kat: “now that’s too far!”