Reminds me of the old joke:
"What's the matter? You looked scared to death."
"I just saw what I thought was a snake on the ground but it turned out to only be a stick."
"So what's the big deal?"
"Well the stick I picked up to hit it with did turn out to be a snake!"
https://www.aol.com/articles/woman-picks-alligator-mistaking-log-230000540.html
Congratulations to @Dylwa77 and @Apalm. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Dylwa77 If you were granted a wish to learn the truth about one controversial event, what would it be?
@APalm Do you remember a time that you succumbed to peer pressure, or resisted it?
Congratulations to @hillcatgut. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@hillcatgut Name an actor or politician that you met - was your impression of them different than their public persona.
See GUTFELD Live with Tom Shillue and our surprise guest comedians
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Wishing you a full day of cake, laughs, and a little bit of mischief to keep it fun! Share your day with us.
@NJFLA 4/10
@Arius-Trychus 4/14…….and Cathy 4/11
@DakotaGal 4/18
On Fox right now - attention JB Pritzker: this is not your city! The blood is on your hands for these murders by illegals. And all of the other crime that has been caused by not repealing the Safe-T Act, despite the fact that we all want it repealed. Stop blaming Trump, it's all on YOU!
As a science teacher, this story fascinates me. It is about 2 large groups of chimpanzees waging war against each other...and yest that includes many killings.
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/04/10/chimp-civil-war-n2427000
