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‘Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL’ - BB 🐝

That’s right, good ol’ Cali will issue a commercial drivers license to anyone with a pulse. Wait, I just checked and even that is no longer a prerequisite. Yes, it’s time for Tiger to grab a driver, and I don’t mean a Callaway.

https://babylonbee.com/news/tiger-woods-awarded-honorary-california-cdl

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Ask Greg Winning Question

Congratulations to @hillcatgut. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.

@hillcatgut Name an actor or politician that you met - was your impression of them different than their public persona.

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See GUTFELD Live with Tom Shillue and our surprise guest comedians
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Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
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Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
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Spicing Things Up

I will post pictures of the final product soon, after I wiped the grease off my phone.

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Final Days Nampa, ID Attendees REPLY NOW

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“The Damndest thing”

I was patrolling a suburban area on the eastern side of US RT 1 (The One for you Californians).
George’s Place, you know, the little farm of the first President, is in the area.
Mt Vernon
It was around 02:00 hours when I received a call for a possible ‘break-in’ at an elementary school.
These were usually BS, wind rattled a window, some kid ‘egged’ the building, but it was rare to have an actual ‘B&E’ with an alarm.

This school was in a wealthy bucolic neighborhood along the Potomac River, it was bordered by the southern brick wall of Mt Vernon Plantation.
I was thinking it would probably be a nice walk around the school, then I’ll catch up on paperwork in the parking lot, just in case. No fuss, no muss…

I pulled up beside another ‘LTD Crown Vic’, except this one was white, and it had yellow lights.
County School Security…
Crap, I’ve got to deal with ‘Barney Fife’ too…
I exited my cruiser and the school security officer sprang from his vehicle.
Our uniforms differed in color, and he didn’t have a fire arm was the only real ...

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