Must really be a bad scene having to guard and accompany Joe and Jill Biden when you have to shoot yourself in the leg to get out of that USSS protective detail.
See GUTFELD Live with Tom Shillue and our surprise guest comedians
Joe DeVito, Jamie Lissow, Michael Loftus, Joe Machi & Jeff Dye!
Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
Sun, April 12, Huntsville, AL, Propst Arena
Sat, May 2, Nampa, ID, Ford Idaho Center
Sun. May 3, Independence, MO, Cable Dahmer Arena
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
I will post pictures of the final product soon, after I wiped the grease off my phone.
Ok, Babylon Bee, I know you're not nearly as tasteless and tactless as I am, especially BEFORE the FACTS COME OUT about TIGER WOODS' new rollover...But...that's why the DELETE BUTTON was created right?
I'm warning you...if you're sensitive, or a TW fan...
"Tiger Woods to become the biggest investor in SELF DRIVING CARS"
