"Feel The Love" morning jokes and memes in honor of @johnconner2046
This is not to be confused with "Feel the Morning Wood" jokes and memes
My father said, "As one door closes, another opens."
Wonderful man, terrible cabinet maker.
I renamed my toilet Jim instead of John.
People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning.
A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three.
He wrapped his cape around himself and counted.
"Uno... Dos............"
and then disappeared without a Tres.
Congratulations to @bek1 Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 What is your "go-to" music for a romantic encounter?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Congratulations to @Ted_Prohowich. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Ted_Prohowich In which "Jeopardy!" category would you be able to answer all five clues?
An in Recording History:
On March 14, 1958, the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) awarded its first official Gold Record certification to Perry Como for his smash-hit single "Catch a Falling Star". The song, which sold over one million copies, set the standard for the new certification, launched to measure music sales using precious metals. History.com
Significance: The award marked a shift towards objective industry standards for sales achievements, notes History.com.
Previous Record: While often cited as the first, an unofficial gold-sprayed record was awarded to Glenn Miller in 1942 for "Chattanooga Choo Choo"
Other Early Winners: Following Como, Laurie London ("He's Got the Whole World In His Hands" ) and Elvis Presley ("Hard Headed Woman" ) were among the next to receive the RIAA Gold honor.
The Song: "Catch a Falling Star" was released on RCA Victor Records and later won a Grammy for Best Vocal Performance, Male
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