The Gutter
Politics • News • Television
Consider this your local bar, where drinking is encouraged, fans are welcome and trolls get bounced. I look forward to seeing you there.
Interested? Want to learn more about the community?
3 hours ago

A lovely poem -

'When Icicles Hang by the Wall" - by William Shakespeare

From Love's Labours Lost, Act V. Sc. II

When icicles hang by the wall

And Dick the shepherd blows his nail

And Tom bears logs into the hall

And milk comes frozen home in pail,

When blood is nipp'd and ways be foul,

When nightly sings the staring owl, Tu-whit;

Tu-who, a merry note,

While greasy Joan doth keel* the pot,

When all aloud the wind doth blow

And coughing drowns the parson's saw*

And birds sit brooding in the snow

And Marian's nose looks red and raw,

When roasted crabs* hiss in the bowl,

When nightly sings the staring owl, Tu-whit;

Tu-who, a merry note,

While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.

*keel = cool by stirring

*saw = moral statement or proverb

*crabs = crab apples

And Mozart's Piano Sonata no. 11 (mvmt 3 - the Turkish March)

Interested? Want to learn more about the community?
What else you may like…
Videos
Posts
Ask Greg Winning Question

Congratulations to @Steve-Allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-Allen What crime would you be good at ?

00:02:56
Gutfeld! Viewer Mail

Part 2/2

00:02:55
Gutfeld! Viewer Mail

Part 1 of 2

00:02:47
Ask Greg & The Panelists!

Post your questions below for Greg & the Panelists on Friday's GUTFELD!

post photo preview
January 09, 2026
Attendees for Westbury, NY and Medford, MA Gutfeld Tour

Reply NOW Westbury and Medford February Show Attendees!
Let us know in the comments if you are attending the Westbury February 28 show or the March 1 Medford show. We have a surprise exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to the post if you're attending. Please keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter Team Member once we receive your response.
MUST reply by January 31 to receive your exclusive supporter gift. No exceptions unfortunately.

post photo preview

Mornin' y'all

You met a man on the Oregon Trail. His name is Terry. You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

See More
Available on mobile and TV devices
google store google store app store app store
google store google store app tv store app tv store amazon store amazon store roku store roku store
Powered by Locals