In honor of @johnconner2046, who has been hired as a Marc Rubio stand in. Right now he is planning his triumphant return to Cuba. For a sense of irony, he will be landing in The Bay Of Pigs.

In his honor, a joke and some memes...Miss ya Johhny!

So Mo buys John a scale to help him with his new year's resolution: to go on a diet.

A week later John says, "Honey, this here scale is great! Now not only can I weigh myself, but now I know how much I'm shitting out on my new diet!"

Mo says, "That's great; I never thought of that. So you step on the scale before you go to the toilet, step on the scale again when you're done and the difference is the weight of your poop?"

And John says, "... yeah, I guess I could do it that way..."

And who hasn't made this one.

I made a New Years Resolution to Drink More Water.
So far I've only gotten as far as Drink More.

First meme is for @Sesome who plays somebody who has never seen any of the LOTR movies.

AHHH!
Caption at top for first meme!I thought it was part of the picture!

“The ring must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.”