In honor of @johnconner2046 who is in Minnesota, ferreting out more fraud...and hogtying those responsible...some clever, thinking jokes to get your day off right.
1. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
2. A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies “No I’m traveling light”
3. My Mother-In-Law is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia.
4. This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
Miss ya big guy. Hope all is well.
Congratulations to @Junemarie53, @Ted_Prohowich, and @jennybadger2. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Tyrus and the Panelists.
@Junemarie53
What was the weirdest Christmas gift you’ve gotten?
@Ted_Prohowich
What was your greatest accomplishment for 2025?
@jennybadger2
If you could solve any unsolved mystery what would you want to solve?
My thoughts and prayers are with Victor Davis Hansen for a full recovery after undergoing a heart catheterization procedure for a serious heart issue, described as his "worst heart attack." 🙏🙏🙏
Now Omar tells us we should not attack an entire community because of a few bad actors . So a " few bad actors " defrauded 8 billion dollars or more ? Pretty good actors ! I guess this is her repeat of " because some people did something "argument revisited . This bitch should be deported right after her lengthy prison sentence.
