Greg has called, and after praying on it after Bible Study with Jesse, Dana and Harold...they have decided that, despite how naughty many of you have been(and you know who you are!) that in the spirit of the season that you deseve an Animals Are Great set for Funday, I said, "Spare the Rod" but Greg nipped that in the bud.
So with no further ado.
The first one is perfect.
That’s right folks - Tyrus is gonna be hosting Gutfeld next week and we want your questions. Post your questions below and let’s see if they make the cut!
“Salmon Fishing”
On ‘The Russian River’.
It was hot for a late June Alaska morning on the Russian river.
The mosquitos were out, and his cigar stump went out…
The smoke was effective in keeping the bugs away…
So he told himself.
His four year old son was playing on the bank behind him.
He was standing on a ‘spit’ of mud, and the king salmon were thick.
The ‘rule’ was, you couldn’t just snag the fish, you had to ‘hook’ them in the mouth, or in front of the gills.
Just then he felt a ‘nibble’ on his fly, so he gave his rod a little flick with his wrist to set the hook..
Damn it!!
The hook set too far back…
“James Michael!!” He called to his little boy.
“Yes Daddy?”
“Get over here and land this fish…”
Another ‘rule’ was there was a limit of three salmon a day per person, based on who ‘landed’ the fish.
So, he brought all four of his kids.
His oldest son fished for himself now that he was 13. His two daughters would land theirs early and would walk the banks of the Russian, selling his hand tied...
