Morning Gutter Gang. I was reading over posts and I saw one from our friend Charlie @Arcadian that reminded me of this joke.
A 3rd grade teacher is teaching some English lessons to her class and she asks them to use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Teacher then calls on the first student.
Mary: Well, I'd say the grass is definitely green.
Teacher: Gee Mary, not always. Sometimes it's dry and dies and it's brown, so the grass is not definitely green.
Jimmy: Teacher, the sky is definitely blue.
Teacher: No Jimmy, on a rainy day the sky is gray and at night it's black. So, no, the sky is not definitely blue.
Dirty Johnny: Hey teacher, I have a question for you. When you fart, is it ever wet?
Teacher: No Johnny, they're not wet.
Dirty Johnny: Then I definitely shit my pants.
Have a good day. See ya shortly.
Congratulations to @Missmommapanda. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Missmommapanda Thinking back to your childhood: were you a ‘truth’ kid or a ‘dare’ kid - and what’s the funniest or most unforgettable moment you can actually share with us today?
We are so grateful to have found The Gutter and to be part of a place where we can meet wonderful people and feel a real sense of community. We truly have so much to be thankful for, and today we love to celebrate that together.
Please share your Thanksgiving moments with us—what you’re thankful for, what made you smile, or the simple joys that made today special.
As for me, I’m thankful that my family is healthy and happy, that the kids have their homes and their jobs, and that I can pause during the day to notice something in nature I don’t see every day…..flock of starlings murmuring around our refinery.
Those little moments mean everything.
Happy Thanksgiving from my heart to yours.
Congratulations to @APalm, @Pam_Antosiak, @RockNRollHS. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@APalm Who's a celebrity that is universally considered attractive, but they just don't do it for you?
@Pam_Antosiak At your current level of professional success, do you still have a five year plan? And if you do, where do you want to be in five years?
@RockNRollHS What is it that annoys you the most these days?
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