I am pretty damn sure the Civil War wasn't fought for Health Care and Welfare for for the Freed Slaves of which 96.5 % of the black population does not qualify as decedent's of .
The Mayor of Chi Town is even dumber then I thought.
Congratulations to @heavyO. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO What show do you dislike, but will watch with your significant other?
It's not even Thanksgiving and we're already thinking about gifts and Holiday Sales... WELL... here's a thought....how about surprising a loved one with Tickets to GUTFELD Live! Tickets are now on sale for the Entire Tour 2026 tour including our last show of 2025 in Atlantic city Nov 22! There are still VIP tickets available at most of the shows, but they won't last - so if you're looking to enhance your experience or a loved ones grab 'em while you can.
Go to www.ggutfeld.com/live for ticket info. and we REALLY hope to see you there!
FULL TOUR LINE UP!
Sat, Nov 22, Atlantic City, Ocean Casino (Surprise Guest Kat Timpf! )
Sat, Feb 28, Westbury, NY, Flagstar @Westbury Music Fair (almost sold out)
Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
Sun, April 12, Huntsville, AL, Propst Arena
Sat, May 2, Nampa, ID, Ford Idaho Center
Sun. May 3, Independence, MO, Cable Dahmer Arena
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, ...
Two of Mark’s favs. Yea, I am a personal chef without the paycheck.
The bread was easy and delicious and the Cooks’s Illustrated Hot and Sour soup is perfect on this gloomy day…..a small mountain of slicing though. Now the real question: Do I have to wait for Mark to return from work to eat? I’m hungry from all this cooking.
They say
"When it rains it Pours"....
Been a Monsoon lately.....
"Bad News comes in 3's"...
Try "5"s
Anyway got lots to catch up on around here.
Doctor wants to Deer hunting, asks for Ole's help. Northern Minnesota joke, read in accent for more fun.
An old man came into the restaurant I work at the other day and told me this story. I thought it was pretty funny.
A Doctor wants to go deer hunting. He's asking to get someone to cover his shift, but none of the other doctors would come in for him, and he already made plans and everything and the week is getting closer and closer and still he can't find anyone. So, the Doctor asks his friend, Ole, if he could cover the shift for him. "Oh sure, ya, you betcha." he replied.
So, the doctor, heads out to hunt some deer, and has a good time, and comes back to find everything is fine. He asks Ole how it all went:
"Well Doc, I only had three patients."
"How'd it go, Ole?"
"One had a headache, so I gave her tylenol."
"Good."
"And the next had a stomache ache, so I gave her Melox."
"Perfect."
"And the third, you won't believe this, she came in tore off her clothes, jumped on the table, and ...
