Seven guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the six get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with his gear set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the stove.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk Melissa into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and Melissa came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, here I am.
Mornin
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My inexpensive little tree I just slapped together. It's on a card table in the dining room; plan is to put charcuterie and snacks in front of it when we have company for the holidays. Just need a little skirt for it.
Listening to Michelle Obama bitch about how terrible people are…I guess being worth 10s of millions of dollars doesn’t make you happy. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
When I put away my Christmas knick knacks last year, I must have felt that maybe I wouldn't make it to this year. As I go through the bins, there are notes on every single item stating the person who gave it to me and the year (if known). I've had some health issues, but it seems a little creepy to me now. But in a good way. Not out of the woods yet, but I can certainly laugh about it now. 🤣 Or maybe I was just organizing and setting up a "system". Who knows?? LOL
