A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?
Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh ... Im happy with my TV as my boyfriend.
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandmas minister. The minister said, Hello son, is your Grandma home?
The little boy replied, Yeah, shes in the bedroom bangin her boyfriend.
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Hey Gutter Miracles good evening. As usual the bloviators on both sides are skirting The Simple Truth, who ever takes Chuckie's seat in the Senate does not automatically become the minority leader of the Regressive Party. PERIOD! They will when it comes time behind closed doors choose the new Leader and there's no way a newly elected Senator with no experience would be given the position. The Senator given the position we'll have the strongest connections with the silent money brokers and donors, the real leaders of the Regressive Party! Why am I the only fucking one even willing to state the truth ?
Stay Blessed MP out!
Not much color in the sunset tonight and sadly too far south to see the Aurora Boreilous!!
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