A man with a penis growing on his forehead visits the doctor, worried.
"Doctor, I have a penis growing on my forehead!"
The doctor examines the situation, sits the man down and asks, "Have you been to South America?"
"South America? No, not at all!"
The doctor responds, "You should go, they have stunning beaches and beautiful girls there.” Then asks again, “Or maybe you've visited Africa?"
"No, doctor, not Africa either!"
The doctor chuckles, "You should consider it, they have incredible wildlife. But have you been to Europe, perhaps?"
"No, not Europe either! Doctor, why are you asking about my travels? I have a penis on my forehead!"
The doctor grins and says, "Well, my friend, you better start traveling because once those balls cover your eyes, you won't see a damn thing!"
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?
Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh ... Im happy with my TV as my boyfriend.
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandmas minister. The minister said, Hello son, is your Grandma home?
The little boy replied, Yeah, shes in the bedroom bangin her boyfriend.
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