A dog and a cat are having an argument about who is the favorite with humans. The dog says, “humans like us more; they even named a tooth after us (the canine). Naming an important body part after us proves they like dogs more.”
The cat smiles and says, “Guess what? You are not going to win this one”
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Congratulations to @heavyO and @chitchatjf. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO Have you ever gone to a high school reunion?
@chitchatjf Which movie would you most like to see remade with YOU playing the main character?
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists
In a crisis, are you the go to person, or do you fall apart?
Oh dear, poor Mr. Mamjani. His pretend "auntie", who he pretend cried about, who he pretended was in New York during 9/11 and who he pretended was afraid of riding the subways because she got dirty looks from Americans when she wore her hijab in public turned out to be yet another bullshit story, designed to shift the blame from those who attacked our country, our city and 2,977 of our fellow citizens that day onto the very country city and citizens they were attacking. Poor auntie Mamjani. Boo fucking hoo.
Let me tell you about my Auntie, Mr Mamjani. My Auntie who spent her younger years dreaming about working in that city, who went to secretarial school and got a job in mid town that she happily woke every day at 6 am to commute to, and from which she would travel to visit us on weekends "up the country" and share all her stories of the things she would do and the friends she had in the city that was her favorite place on Earth.
My real Auntie introduced me to that city, taking me and my ...
