Depressed race car mechanic.
Scene: a psychiatrists practice:
'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'
'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'
'Is he a mechanic too doc?'
'No, a gynecologist'
Mornin
Congratulations to @heavyO and @chitchatjf. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO Have you ever gone to a high school reunion?
@chitchatjf Which movie would you most like to see remade with YOU playing the main character?
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists
In a crisis, are you the go to person, or do you fall apart?
Congratulations to @Missmommapanda. Your question was chosen for tonight's Ask Greg and the Panelists
@Missmommapanda Whar was the worst date you ever went on, and did you finish the date or end it?
I hope all is well in the drilling and mining industry. October has always been the worst month for injuries and fatalities.
Multiple theories why. None make sense to me as a MSHA trainer.
Check your feelings at the door and focus on your job.
Stay safe out there brothers. Keep calling me when you need an outside educated and experienced opinion.
I’m going down a road of nostalgia today.
In the spirit of Halloween, let me introduce y’all to my favorite critters from my drilling days.
1 Beautiful little tarantula
2 Taratula Hawk, I almost picked it up 😳
3 Rigley the rig dog while drilling for Uranium around Gallop NM. @Big_Un named him.
4 Is my marmot buddy outside Fernley NV
5 Is my favorite insect
