A Missouri Farmer
A Missouri farmer in his pickup drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
Persistent, the farmer asks the boy "Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
Growing frustrated, the farmer asks "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a minute, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message for ya." said the boy.
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzie pregnant."
The boy thought for a moment and said "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog....
But, I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
mornin
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