A man owned a small ranch in Montana,
One day the labor department got a tip he wasn’t paying proper wages to his employees so they sent an investigator to find out what’s going on.
“Please tell me how many employees you have and how much you pay them”, the investigator asked the rancher.
The rancher replied, “my ranch hand has been with me 3 years and I pay him $1200 per week plus free room and board”. “The cook has been here a year and I pay him $1000 per week plus room and board”
“And there is a half-wit. He works 18 hours a day with no days off doing about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board, although I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally. “
The investigator said “that’s the guy I want to talk to!”
You are , that would be me.
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Personally about had a belly full of protest in the streets the past 10 years .
Mostly because they are protesting what I believe in and they hate about the country .
This democracy the dims yell about all the time has played out and we won ...
Yet they still take to the streets to keep up the turmoil and division in the country .
Time to put them down....
Arrest the leaders and those funding it for inciting civil unrest and any other crime that will stick..
Arrest everyone who does anything more then stand there with a sign for whatever action they have taken....
And arrest those atrocious singing groups for Cruel and Unusual Punishment ...
They are horrible.
