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In a crisis, are you the go to person, or do you fall apart?
Four nuns are waiting in line for confession...
The first nun is called upon and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I saw a man's penis." The priest says, "For penance you will need to rinse your eyes with holy water then recite five Hail Mary's and one Our Father.
The second nun is called upon and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I touched a man's penis." To which the priest replied, "For penance you will need to wash your hands with holy water then recite 10 Hail Mary's and five Our Father's."
Before the priest could call in the third nun, the fourth cuts in line and bursts into the confessional booth. The priest says, "What's the commotion, you need to wait your turn."
The nun then replies, "My apologies, Father, but I heard the penances you gave to the first two sisters and I want to drink the holy water before she sits in it."
Mornin