Three nuns die in a car crash
They ascend to heaven and are met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. “Before you can enter Heaven you must each answer a question to prove your piety.”
He turns to the first nun and asks “How many commandments did God give to Moses?” The nun says “Oh, that’s easy, 10!” Ba Bada Bah! The trumpets blare and the pearly gate swings open.
St Peter turns to the second nun, “Name the four evangelists.”
“Ha, that’s simple, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!” Ba Bada Bah! The gate swings open and the happy nun walks in.
He the turns to the third nun. “What we’re Eve’s first words to Adam?”
Taken aback, the nun mutters ...
“Wow, that’s a hard one!”
Ba Bada Ba! The gate swings open.
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Maria Corina Machado dedicates her Nobel Peace Prize in part to President Trump. Such grace. That makes my day.
Will try and reply later , keep losin service to the storm....
We signed up for Elons Rual Starlink a couple of months ago ...
It's only 150 a month and covers everything and no service interruptions...
What we pay now for communications and entertainment with losin service everytime the sky gets angry, would be a monthly lease payment on a Benz .
We were denied because we already have a subsidized rural carrier ....
Ya , and they suck , have always sucked and will continue to suck if ya'll don't change the rules for rural internet service....
Hey who ever in Trumps Admin. thats in charge ....
Wheres all the money Kami blew last term...
Cancel the contracts ...
Give them to Elon....
Dont care how it looks to dims.
