In Prescott (pronounced Presskitt..) for a great show...Warm up with our VIP ticket holders!

Congratulations to @Lspider64 and @Pam_Antosiak.. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.

@Lspider64
If you could change one thing about Greg, what would it be?

@Pam_Antosiak
What’s the most embarrassing thing you had to pick up at the drug store?

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Thank you everyone who attended the Prescott and Sugar Land shows. They were a blast....thank goodness the Prescott drone didn't literally blast when Greg got a "tad" angry with it's buzzing.
I hear the Sugar Land Gutter gathering was a success! I wish I could have met you all.....but you got @ggsister3!!! Thank you to James aka @ACDC_Guy, Kevin aka @KevinProudTexan, Peter aka @Scotchegg1, and Jim aka @Big_un for putting this all together. I was fortunate to meet Kevin and his wife, Lloyd Cash, and Andrew aka @ajwimsatt. Here are a few pics from the Gutters. Enjoy!

Two nuns walk into a bar.
The bartender is surprised and then asks them

"I'm sorry, sisters, but are you sure this is the right place for you?"

"We know it's not, but the reverend told us to help sinful souls. We thought we could find one here."

The next day, two rabbis walk into the bar. The bartender also asks them.

"We know this is a sinful place, but the synagogue is just being renovated, and we thought we would sit here to discuss religious issues."

On the third day, two Irish priests walk into the bar. The bartender asks one of them,

"Father, I'm surprised to see you here."

"Why, my son?"

"It's only 10 a.m., and I've never seen you here before 11!"
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