At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.
The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my ey
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Kamala could have had 107 years and still would not have won the election. She gave empty answers, no goals beyond climate change, and an annoying giggle at anything said, eventually Trump would win every American. She hasn't changed one iota. Now we must annihilate any loud mouth woman of any race, creed or religion off the ballot in the coming elections. They (you know who they are) have no class and make our country look as stupid as they are. My ears, literally, can't tolerate high pitched, loud ugly voices. Kamala is history, let's not ever make a mistake like her again. Don't buy the book!