In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside.
“Will I die?” she asks.
God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. Since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains.
“That’s true,” says God.
“So what happened?” she asks.
God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”
Mornin
Congratulations to @LeoLeeC and @steve-allen. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg.
@LeoLeeC What would cause you to change to a different restaurant table or airline seat?
@steve-allen Have you ever took blame for something you didn't do just to get it over with?
Congratulations to @Mamalarox. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg.
@Mamalarox What is your go to song or band to put you in a better mood?
Sometimes I miss an old gutter member's 'unpopular opinions' posts where we felt invited to share such. I can't seem to find a conservative that feels (as I do) that the federal government really shouldn't be in cities dealing with crime unless it's an immigration official. If they're not invited, I do think it unconstitutional and violates states' rights. That being said, DC is a different ballgame... absolutely under federal control and the president is doing an amazing job! However, if crime is what these cities want to continue to vote for, then unfortunately that's what they will get.
