Letter to the IRS
Letter to the IRS – Oh, if only paying our federal income tax were actually this easy …
Attn: IRS
Enclosed is my current tax return & payment.
Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00.
Please note the over-payment of $22.00 and apply it to the ‘Presidential Election Fund,’ as noted on my return.
Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch screw.’ (See attached article…HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A satisfied taxpayer
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I love any column that quotes Thomas Sowell in the title.
I think EVERY candidate should be asked "Who is you favorite economist and why?"
If they can't answer that question, they don't deserve to hold office. This goes for every elected official from dogcatcher to President.
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And wipe your chin ....
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This vast amount of Red States with crime problems you speak of ....
Big Blue Cities with large populations of minorities the rest of the state below the national averages for crime.
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