John and the Mob Boss
John was serving as a jury member in a high-profile gangster trial. The mob boss's underlings approached John with threats and a bribe:
"There's no way a death sentence will be passed. At worst, it'll be a life sentence." Shaken, John agrees. The trial proceeds, and the jury is sequestered. Hours turn into days, then a week...
Finally, the jury returns with their decision:
"Life imprisonment."
The gang members are thrilled. The boss grins at John, and as his men hand John $10,000, they praise him, "Great job, you've truly earned this. But what took so long? Was it tough to persuade the others?"
John sighs and says...
"You wouldn't believe it! Right from the start, they were all set on acquittal. It was a nightmare convincing them for a life imprisonment!"
Mornin
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@Big_un What is the most difficult lesson you learned after moving out of your parent’s house?
I gotta question for harold....
How exactly does a illegal open a business.
I am sure there were a few laws broken getting that done.
As well as raiding the SBA and other funds for Americans .
Tired of everyones bullshit .
Just round the SOB's up and get them the hell out.
I’m getting frustrated…..
Doesn’t anyone remember that Steven Colbert had his show canceled before. Prior to DJT announcing his run for POTUS, Colbert had his show, and then was cancelled for poor ratings. Then miraculously he kept his job. Not that he became funny overnight, but only for one reason, to insult Trump. He’s a one trick pony.
Colbert was never funny before, is not funny now, and never will be funny.
Bye, Bye, loser.
