“The temerity!”
“I would like the 12oz Prime Rib, no sides, and the salmon no sides.”
“What?!?”
“On a plate, Prime Rib” holding a hand up, “and salmon” holding up my other hand, beside the first .
“On one plate, no sides”
“No sides?”
“Correct”
“How do you want your Prime Rib?”
“If it’s still ‘mooing’, that’s OK…”
Then he brought me a gray piece of meat and a piece of Salmon.
“Really, to you, this piece of meat is rare?”
He immediately took it back and brought me another.
I then ordered more salmon.
I was hungry…
Pictures: what they tried to give me the first time, the second attempt, my second piece of salmon.
Congratulations @Big_un. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists!
@Big_un What is the most difficult lesson you learned after moving out of your parent’s house?
No internet or cell service since yesterday ....
Hey Kami , where all the Rural Internet money go...
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An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson before he dies
He lives in the wilderness like a hermit so he hardly ever meets anyone. So he invites his young grandson over to mark one item off his bucket list. His grandson arrives and notices his grandfather is scarred all over and missing some of his limbs, most noticeably one of his hands.
"How did you lose your hand?"
"A lion bit it off during one of my hunting trips. Speaking of that, I was an avid hunter and have an impressive trophy room, let me show you"
The grandfather leads his grandson to his trophy room. It is filled with large animal heads mounted on the walls. The boy is in awe of all the different animals.
"There are lots of stories to tell with some of these , several even attacked me before I managed to kill them. This leopard here? Its name is Eerie. I named it that because it bit off my ear. I generally like to name them after something they took from me so I remember our encounter better"
As the boy looks around from animal ...
