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Congratulations to @jennybadger2 and @nancyCBr. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Kat and the Panelists.
@jennybadger2 What is your favorite memory from your childhood?
@nancyCBr What first world problem bothers you the most?
A man bought a parrot but it had a bad attitude and a fowl vocabulary...
He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and clean up its dirty language but nothing works. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he hears the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all is quiet. He opens the freezer door. The parrot flies out, lands on his perch, and says,
"I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness."
The guy's astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued,
"By the way, may I ask - what did the chicken do?"
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