I went on a date with a blond women once.
"Do you have any kids?" she asked.
"Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two."
She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."
Mornin
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz and @heavyO. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@SGKusmertz Which book or movie character would you want to be in your real life?
@heavyO Other than 1-800-Kars-4-kids, name another song you pray you never have to hear again?