Congratulations to @SGKusmertz and @heavyO. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@SGKusmertz Which book or movie character would you want to be in your real life?
@heavyO Other than 1-800-Kars-4-kids, name another song you pray you never have to hear again?
A rich old man goes golfing with his friends
And he brings along a gorgeous young lady.
"Well guys, meet my new fiancée" he says, full of pride. And for the rest of the afternoon the friends can't take their eyes off the beauty.
After the round of golf the rich man goes up to the bar to order drinks for the group. One of his friends accompanies him and quietly asks: "how did you manage to hook up with such a beautiful young lady? You're seventy. She must be at least fourty years younger than you!"
"I lied about my age"
"And she believed you!? How old did you say you were?"
"I told her I was ninety"
Mornin
