I don't think these "Bad Ass Immigration Protestors" are upping their street cred with the O.G. Thugs from Black Olives Matter...
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz and @heavyO. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@SGKusmertz Which book or movie character would you want to be in your real life?
@heavyO Other than 1-800-Kars-4-kids, name another song you pray you never have to hear again?
Let’s take a moment to honor the fathers and father figures who helped shape us into who we are today. My own memories of my father are few – he battled cancer early on and passed away at the age of 62. But, what I do remember is his hard work and the unwavering way he provided for our family. The middle photo is from the big wedding day. To the left, dad is posing with his first car, a 1942 Buick.
As we approach Father’s Day, we’d love to hear your stories too. Please feel free to share a photo, memory or a few words about the father figures who made a difference in your life.
A lucky randomly chosen participant will receive Gutter merch. Contest ends June 15, 6PM Pacific Time.
A rich old man goes golfing with his friends
And he brings along a gorgeous young lady.
"Well guys, meet my new fiancée" he says, full of pride. And for the rest of the afternoon the friends can't take their eyes off the beauty.
After the round of golf the rich man goes up to the bar to order drinks for the group. One of his friends accompanies him and quietly asks: "how did you manage to hook up with such a beautiful young lady? You're seventy. She must be at least fourty years younger than you!"
"I lied about my age"
"And she believed you!? How old did you say you were?"
"I told her I was ninety"
Mornin
