I told my Gutter Friends about my new job this morning even though I haven't told many others. I just want to make sure it works out before I share the news with those around me. Thank you for your kind wishes this morning. I had a pretty good first day.
I'm getting really tired of judges dictating immigration policy. Non-citizens don't have guaranteed rights. Our federal government has the jurisdiction to grant or revoke temporary visas at their discretion.
OMG
I’m sitting down to do some work.
I need background sound while I’m working.
I go to turn on my television.
The remote is not working.
I open up the console to see what’s going on with the receiver and there’s a 4+ foot iguana inside of my house— in the media console , wrapped about the electronics to keep himself warm
I freaked out!
Bad
fortunately my Lawn crew was here so I screamed out the door Jeremiah Jeremiah quick come please!!
so he came in and I’m screeching telling him what the issue is.
Fortunately about a foot and a half of the iguana’s tail was sticking out of the cabinet once he opened the front panel, so he was able to grab this giant lizard by the tail and gently put him outside in the grass
Now you guys know I’m a fan of those guys. I feed them every day but not in my freaking house.!!!!
oh Lord, it’s goimg be one of those days
Xanax
I’m too freaked out to look for edits pardon any typos for now I’ll fix them later once the Xanax kicks in