Adam spoke to God in the Garden of Eden
"I am lonely" said Adam. "I need someone around for company."
"Very well," said God. "I will create a companion for you. One who will obey your every word, do all your chores along with cooking and cleaning for you."
"Wonderful!" said Adam. "What will it take?"
"For you, it will cost an arm and a leg" said God.
"That seems pretty steep" said Adam. "What could I get for just a rib?"
Mornin
Congratulations to @ACDC_Guy. Your question was chosen for tonight’s ask Greg!
@ACDC_Guy Clint Eastwood turns 95 on Saturday, what is your favorite Clint movie?
Am I pregnant?
😂😂
first of all, it would have to be immaculate conception, and second, it would have to be immaculate conception happening to someone my age—NOW that would definitely be a miracle
I’m a little stressed out today— family issues. They’re insane.
So what do I do? Besides pace?
I bread thinly sliced lemons and I’m frying them.
they’re actually delicious!
back to the family drama
