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@ACDC_Guy Clint Eastwood turns 95 on Saturday, what is your favorite Clint movie?

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@wilbner What was your Saturday morning routine as a child?

@derrickhhurd Who was the most impressive person you ever knew? Who was the most disappointing?

God Has a Sense of Humor
God told men they would find faithful and obedient wives in all the corners of the Earth.
Then men discovered that the Earth was round...
God laughed and laughed.
Mornin

Thank you to everyone for their prayers. They weren't sure if my aunt would survive her surgery, and after 2 days in the ICU, she is being moved back to a regular hospital room tomorrow. God is good! 🙏💕

Morning Gutter Gang.

A drunk stumbles into a confessional at church. The priest hears him and knocks on the wall.
Drunk responds "Forget it buddy, there's no toilet paper in this one either."

Where would you go to find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Hear about the gay cannibal?
He blew lunch

Have a good all.